Tuesday, October 03, 2006
The eating of toast.
I was talking to my mate Dave the other day about my toast-related predicament. He told me that in order to make toast, first you must take bread, and then cook it.
So I attempted to do so. Unfortunately, I don't have a toast cooker. So instead I watched Trisha. And masturbated.
So I attempted to do so. Unfortunately, I don't have a toast cooker. So instead I watched Trisha. And masturbated.